|—||My music teacher, when I said I couldn’t play because my recorder was broken. It was literally in two pieces. (via pandyssian)|
This commercial is amazing.
I work at an Under Armour store and we got to see this commercial way before they showed it on TV and everyone was speechless except one dude. He was all like “What the hell? Why the fuck would they make a ballet commercial? It’s not a sport.” My boss was quick to jump down his throat and said “Alright then get your ass on the floor and work on you tippy toes for the rest of your shift. If I fucking see you off them you will be the first of the temps to get cut!” He was on his tippy toes for the last hour and a half of his shift lol
I made these a while ago, and I finally got around to posting them.
once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year